Who is Brian Wood?

According to Google Image search, all these lovely lovely people, none of whom look at all like rapists.

Anyway, this was going to be a column about Brian Wood, but in my medicinally induced headfuck state, I forgot that Wizard had recently done this (just with less potential rapists). So, to reiterate quickly, if you are going to read any Brian Wood, make sure you read:

Pounded.
Demo.
Channel Zero / CZ Jennie One
Local.
DMZ.

And if you own "Fight for Tomorrow" by Brian Wood, send it to me care of Comic Connections, 4a Parsons Street, Banbury, Oxon. If you do I will send you a tube of Smarties, with all the blue ones taken out, like when you were a kid and they didn't make blue ones and you couldn't get M+M's in the UK yet and the concept of a blue Smartie was like, out there.